I SAVED IT LOL

floobin: miss-morange: tankgirls: I before E except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige...

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 18:13:39 -0500

miss-morange:

tankgirls:

I before E

except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour

“English doesn’t borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.”
― James Nicoll

#english is like some drunken guy putting random vowels next to each other

superwhoavengelockandme: convixial: hickish: anekatips: i...

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 18:12:41 -0500

superwhoavengelockandme:

convixial:

hickish:

anekatips:

i couldn’t resist i bought a giant spoon ok
someone save me from my compulsive buying

you aren’t alone

OMG please get married.

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Shots of USS Enterprise in Star Trek Into Darkness Trailer

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 18:11:42 -0500

Shots of USS Enterprise in Star Trek Into Darkness Trailer

Apocalypse Update: America

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 18:11:11 -0500

amarilloo:

celestial-awkwardness:

They came from the sky.

At first, it was just one. People thought it was weird, but after a moment kept going about their business.

Then another fell.

Then another. And another.

Suddenly, the clouds darkened, lightning began to crack, and the heavens opened up as thousands came raining from the sky.

People screamed and ran back into their houses, but it was too late.

It was raining men.

Hallelujah

contemplatingescape: Look how pleased he is

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 18:10:38 -0500

contemplatingescape:

Look how pleased he is

shavingryansprivates: why the heck is every nursery rhyme about people dying the london bridge is...

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 18:10:25 -0500

shavingryansprivates:

why the heck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians

ring around the posie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague

it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fricking died

UPDATE FROM IRELAND

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 18:10:06 -0500

hufflepuff-badger:

There are flesh eating Leprechauns everywhere.

We are throwing potatoes at them but it’s no use.

We are going to die.

Apologies, the Apocalypse has been Cancelled.

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 18:09:47 -0500

ickaimp:

We’ve just received word that the Apocalypse has been cancelled.

Grateful thanks to the efforts of Buffy Summers, the Winchester Brothers, The Doctor, and Messrs Aziraphale and Crowley.

And to Apple Maps for getting the dread Cthulhu lost on his way out of R’lyeh.

signedfury: fasterfood: not attractive enough to get asked out not confident enough to ask...

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 18:09:21 -0500

signedfury:

fasterfood:

not attractive enough to get asked out

not confident enough to ask out

This is my life. I’m a pineapple.

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oelm: uglybananas: Fat baby Legolas is my favourite. i love...

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 01:12:19 -0500

oelm:

uglybananas:

Fat baby Legolas is my favourite.

i love you thranduil with the force of a thousand suns

butminebreathesfire: guys if we die i just want you to know that rose tyler i —

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 01:11:39 -0500

butminebreathesfire:

guys if we die i just want you to know that rose tyler i —

the-apex-predator: lottiepopss: 2spookymitunac: spookycalibrat...

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 01:10:43 -0500

the-apex-predator:

lottiepopss:

2spookymitunac:

spookycalibrator:

OMG

SO CUTE

OH MY GOSH MY SOUL. I’M SOBBING.

oh my gosh he is the cutest disney person ever

i imagine this would be like the best job like everyone that has that job is just an adorable character that is pretty much a ray of sunshine so you get to go around all day talking to cute kids and adorable coworkers oh my gosh

fly-in-the-tardis: On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me;Twelve coming soonEleven...

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 01:10:01 -0500

fly-in-the-tardis:

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me;
Twelve coming soon
Eleven with a fez
Ten saying “Allons-y!”
Nine saving lives
Eight “EXTERMINATE”
Seven snowmen coming
Six TARDIS forms
Five Cybermeeeeeeen!
Four weeping angels
Three world wars
Two sonic screwdrivers
And a mad man with a blue box.

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the-survivors: i dont care who you are i will read your read more

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 01:05:54 -0500

the-survivors:

i dont care who you are i will read your read more

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